List of things to buy when I get rich

  1. Uninterruptible power supply - Just had a power cycle, router got reset. Now will have to remake some tunnels.
  2. Micro$oft -and turn it into non-Evil Company
  3. Magicians - To make #2 possible
  4. tinyurl.com - and redirect all the links to my sites.
  5. Politicians - Pass a bill to make using any non Open Source software illegal.
  6. OpenMoko Neo Freerunner - Linux based phone. Not released yet
  7. A Time Machine - To go back in time with loads of money to make me rich earlier.
  8. wikipedia.org - and put a backlink to my sites from all pages without the nofollow thingy.
  9. alexa.com - and fix the stats so this site ranks #1
  10. youtube.com -… - oops. I forgot The Almighty Google owns it. even when rich Ill always be lower than the Supreme.

To be continued…